Monday 5 October 2009

Bad thoughts

I was thinking bad thoughts about someone and dropped my tuna on toast - beautifully sprinkled with paprika - on the carpet, fish-side down. This made me think even worse thoughts. Then I thought maybe this is my punishment for bad thoughts. So I will not think any more bad thoughts.

4 comments:

Cusp said...

You wicked girl ! They must have been really awful thoughts too: everybody knows that the worst thoughts always inspire the Gods to flip tuna on toast and leave a nasty oily stain on the carpet.

Next time try and think slightly less bad thoughts. I believe the punishment for same is only flipped honey on toast --- sticky but not oily and so much easier to clean up.

nmj said...

The person deserved the bad thoughts, but it is such a waste of energy being negative & the tuna reminded me of this!

Rick said...

If you ask me (and of course you didn't!), it was just bad luck. Unless you were shaking with rage. Then it's just bad luck that you were shaking with rage while carrying a bit of food.

I think I've just inadvertently given away my secret to a guilt-free life...

nmj said...

No, I wasn't shaking, I was just hugely distracted by badness :)