Three things

Three things I've learned:

• Balsamic vinegar is a bastard if you spill it, you get an ice rink on your kitchen floor.  

• My new printer (Christmas gift, old one was gubbed for six months, it was printing stripes down the margins) only works if I switch it on before laptop. Otherwise, I get relentless, rage-inducing messages about unsupported ports.

• Voltarol  deep heat treatment is more helpful than diclofenac tablets. I am pleased.

And sorry to be  a book bore, but I just saw this on Amazon.