I am Noble

I am noble as I still use a colour portable television, I don't have a video/DVD recorder, and I only have five channels, the basics, I don't have all these BBCs and More Fours and Skys, so that means there is very little of quality to watch. So when there is something lovely on BBC2 (or even BBC1), I actually look forward to it, but am inevitably disappointed and always realise too late that the lovely programme will never actually start because BBC Scotland, in its bid to lose viewers, has scheduled instead the Mod 2006 (people with faces like pan loaves, singing) or curling (beefy women grunting on ice) or Scottish politics (uninspiring people squabbling) or something equally unwatchable.